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The ‘Bargain Hunter’ Web Design Client

December 18, 2006

The ‘bargain hunter’ type of person, can sometimes be a reasonable sort of human being that respects you as a professional, and is only looking for a good value for their money.

… Then there is the other type; those who seem to have no respect for you and in the end, will just drain you of your mental and emotional energy.

PSYCHIC VAMPIRES

A long time ago, I read a strange (but entertaining) little book that warned of a type of person, a person that would drain you of all your energy just by being around them.

(We’ve all been around them before … after just a few minutes of seemingly light chatter, you feel tired and drained.)

The book referred to these people as ‘psychic vampires’ – leeches that suck your energy, much in the same way a vampire sucks your blood.

Bargain Hunters are often times psychic vampires, and should be identified and then avoided at all cost.

… it is better to be on the unemployment line, than to be in service of a psychic vampire client.

IDENTIFYING THE PSYCHIC VAMPIRE CLIENT

Everyone has their own thing, but there are some common characteristics found with this type of person:

  • They ask a lot of questions – too many.
  • They are whining passive aggressive whelps – little pathetic beast that will hound you endlessly.
  • They will suggest that the work you do ‘isn’t that hard … really’.
  • They will complain that your prices are too high … regardless of reality.

PSYCHIC VAMPIRES SEEK OUT THE WEAK

No matter how experienced you are, you have to always be on the lookout for this sort of person.

That said …

Unfortunately, these most vile of bargain hunters, tend to go after relative noobs to the game … the less experience the better.

They’re attracted to beginners, because they know that their chances of molesting a poor unsuspecting junior (web design) fool, are much better than if they targeted a crusty old web nerd, such as myself.

… So if you are new to the web design game, be extra vigilant!

CONCLUSION

I wrote this piece because I was just the subject of a psychic vampire’s attack.

Fortunately, experience has taught me well, and I was able to quickly identify the blood sucker, and fire his ass before he drained me too much.

Yes, it is OK to fire a client sometimes!

Thanks,

Stefan Mischook

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